An unreasonable request added to a task by someone who wishes you to fail. From the Monty Python "Knights who say Ni" sketch.
Bob: "In order to convince me that global warming is real, you will have to show that all temperatures everywhere on the globe are setting records at all times."
Bill: "Uh huh. Would you like a Shrubbery as well?"
A commonly used Northern Irish term meaning to be hit by a vehicle. It is mostly used as the past-tense of 'scrub' which can be used as a verb or a noun.
Our variation of the word 'scrub' is more akin to the act of washing (scrubbing) than the millenial definition of scrub which has no real definition and can be used to refer to anyone and anything.
Scrub as a verb.
/skrʌb/
1. To hit (someone or something) with a vehicle.
Scrub as a noun.
1. Scrubbing (someone or something) with your vehicle.
Jim: Shit mate that wee auld man over there just got scrubbed by that taxi lol
Jonzer: Mate that's tightmon over see if he's alright.