shriver

The combined reaction of shivering in revulsion and having one's genitals shrivel from the thing described.

Did you hear about the 62year old hitting on his 17year old step granddaughter?

*shriver*

by dkword July 10, 2009

Shriver

v. To shriver: blocking view ie. televison

Unknowing participating in embarrassing activities

Trying to be very funny and failing epically

"Matt stop Shrivering the tv!!"

"You definitely just Shrivered that sentence."

"Stop being such a Shriver!"

by Think. December 9, 2012

shriver squeeze

An act performed by two males in which one male inserts his penis into another males anus. Just before ejaculation the receiver squeezes the genitals of the other male so he can finish in his mouth.

"Did you hear about Kole" asked Steve. "No what happened" Josh replied. "He performed a Shriver squeeze last night and now Toney won't stop calling him!"

by weird fact November 4, 2014

Shiver my nibber

When its cold outside and you don't have a sweater on and your body starts shivering but also your not racist.

Its so cold outside I'm starting to Shiver my nibber.

by Anonymous errors January 29, 2020

Shiver Me Timbers

Nowadays used in a passive aggressive way (usually by the british) at school or somewhere public when someone tries to act big and bad or naughty when they're really just a try hard.
For example:

Person 1: Talk shit about me one time and I'll batter you - you hear me?
Person 2: Ooh, sorry roadman - I'm so scared - shiver me timbers!

by British School Slang February 7, 2020

shrivler

Someone who is old and really shriveled up and wrinkled.

I saw your granny at the public pool . Boy is she a shrivler!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

food shivers

When one consumes too much of one type of food and begins to involuntarily shiver at each new bite

Al got the food shivers when he started his third funnel cake.

by DrumlineDad December 9, 2015