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Shrimpdick 

Wow, maxisgay you have a shrimpdick.
Shrimpdick by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018
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Shrimplick

Male with a shrimp sized penis who easily finishes in one stroke.(one pump chump)
Wow Brady is a shrimplick.
Shrimplick by ASAP brocky March 22, 2014

Shrimp Dick 

Wow, have you heard about that kid chanse, I heard he has a shrimp dick
Shrimp Dick by KillerOfUrMind October 4, 2017

shrimpdacockis 

A genetic “disease” that cause your penis to not be able to grow more than 3 inches
Broskie, i heard Kevontae got shrimpdacockis

shrimp dick 

A rare medical condition where the afflicted person's penis resembles an ACTUAL shrimp, literally. Common subdivisions of common shrimp dickness are: shelled, unshelled, cooked, raw, veined, deveined, and COCKTAIL!
NAME REDACTED was dating this dude with shrimp dick. No, seriously his penis was an actual literal shrimp, dude.
shrimp dick by Rory B. March 18, 2007

Jumbo Shrimp Dick 

The perception of having a larger member than one physically possesses. Usually a distorted sense of reality felt by men who have to overcompensate for a certain shrimp dick.
Oh he definitively has jumbo shrimp dick, have you seen the lifted truck he drives.
Jumbo Shrimp Dick by Drunkduka March 27, 2021

shrimplock 

a jit ass motherfucker you can rip off when you need some cash to get some trees
"let's go hustle shrimplock"
shrimplock by D.C. February 14, 2004
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