shrimp-a-dick

a small penis, or a term used to degrade someone

1. "That dude's got the SHRIMP A DICK!!"
2.Jordan: "Hey Adam, shrimp that guy right there."
Adam: "Why are you walking with no girls, you must have the shrimp-a-dick!"
Charles: hahahahah

by Saddy April 30, 2006

shrimp limp dick

An undersized penis

“Hey bro, you really have a shrimp limp dick”

by Madelyn Victoria Webb December 21, 2020

Shrimp Dick

Someone who has a very small penis.

Wow, have you heard about that kid chanse, I heard he has a shrimp dick

by KillerOfUrMind October 04, 2017

shrimp dick

A rare medical condition where the afflicted person's penis resembles an ACTUAL shrimp, literally. Common subdivisions of common shrimp dickness are: shelled, unshelled, cooked, raw, veined, deveined, and COCKTAIL!

NAME REDACTED was dating this dude with shrimp dick. No, seriously his penis was an actual literal shrimp, dude.

by Rory B. March 17, 2007

shrimp dick

A penis pertaining to or replicating the image of the miniscule aquatic organism, the shrimp.

Bahhhhhhhh, that dude's got a shrimp dick. Hahaha, everybody point and laugh!!!

by Giovanni March 22, 2004

shrimp dick

shrinkage of the penis due to massive amounts of cocaine usage. the penis is un-usable until the coke wears off.

I can't pipe this chick because I have shrimp dick

by b p h December 10, 2003

Shrimp dick

Slang used to refer to our "president" donald trump.

"Hey did you hear what shrimp dick did this time!"

by September 15, 2020