shrimp-a-dick 

a small penis, or a term used to degrade someone

1. "That dude's got the SHRIMP A DICK!!"
2.Jordan: "Hey Adam, shrimp that guy right there."
Adam: "Why are you walking with no girls, you must have the shrimp-a-dick!"
Charles: hahahahah

shrimp-a-dick by Saddy May 11, 2006

Ur dick a shrimp 

The most hurtful words of all time

Sergio: ur mum gay
Jaden: ur dick a shrimp
*world ends*

Ur dick a shrimp by ImYoDaddy03 May 21, 2018

Ron Jeremy at a shrimp dick convention 

An alternative to the old saying "Stick out like a sore thumb". Ron Jeremy, actor, 'phallanthropist', adult movie legend is known for his massive dong. At a shrimp dick convention, he would put all of the micropenis'd fella's to shame.

"Hey bro! You stick out more than Ron Jeremy at a shrimp dick convention!"

Ron Jeremy at a shrimp dick convention by ThatBritWiener December 10, 2017