by KillerOfUrMind October 04, 2017
A rare medical condition where the afflicted person's penis resembles an ACTUAL shrimp, literally. Common subdivisions of common shrimp dickness are: shelled, unshelled, cooked, raw, veined, deveined, and COCKTAIL!
NAME REDACTED was dating this dude with shrimp dick. No, seriously his penis was an actual literal shrimp, dude.
by Rory B. March 16, 2007
by Giovanni March 22, 2004
by Bertohasashrimpdick November 20, 2016
shrinkage of the penis due to massive amounts of cocaine usage. the penis is un-usable until the coke wears off.
by b p h December 10, 2003
by Mr. 695-Miffles-bot July 13, 2018