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Wow, have you heard about that kid chanse, I heard he has a shrimp dick
by KillerOfUrMind October 04, 2017
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A rare medical condition where the afflicted person's penis resembles an ACTUAL shrimp, literally. Common subdivisions of common shrimp dickness are: shelled, unshelled, cooked, raw, veined, deveined, and COCKTAIL!
NAME REDACTED was dating this dude with shrimp dick. No, seriously his penis was an actual literal shrimp, dude.
by Rory B. March 16, 2007
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A penis pertaining to or replicating the image of the miniscule aquatic organism, the shrimp.
Bahhhhhhhh, that dude's got a shrimp dick. Hahaha, everybody point and laugh!!!
by Giovanni March 22, 2004
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Roberto Garcia, Joel Avalos, Cruz Ger-some Mexican af name, Johnathen Vaughnenthan
They all got shrimp dicks *point and laugh*
by Bertohasashrimpdick November 20, 2016
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shrinkage of the penis due to massive amounts of cocaine usage. the penis is un-usable until the coke wears off.
I can't pipe this chick because I have shrimp dick
by b p h December 10, 2003
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The guy keeps trying to show her his shrimp dick and she doesn't find that funny at all anymore.
by Mr. 695-Miffles-bot July 13, 2018
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