shreak 

a word you say when you are angry or maybe even suprised, usually used in place of frick, fuck, shit, damn, cock, and every other word out there.

Person 1- Hey, would you be so kind to hand me my coffee?

Person 2- Of course, here you go.

Person 1- Thanks...ahh shreak!!! You shreaking spilled it all over me man!

shreak by Shreakinator December 3, 2009

Shreak 

When a girl is short but is also a freak

Boy #1: oml Jessie is such a short freak
Boy #2: soo she’s a shreak

Boy #1:what?
Boy #2: a short freak

Shreak by Just a awesome person May 19, 2018

wookie battle shreak

wookies are very stupid mamals and can mistake a simple jesture for something nasty and perverted. these are steps to keep you safe before entering battle, while looking for a mate or after an orgasim a "wookie" will unleash a moan/gasp also known as a wookie battle shreak. if you ever encounter such a comotion you should act accordingly 1) dont make any sudden movements or sounds that the "wookie" could mistake for sexual 2) get in the fetile position until the "wookie" vacates 3) if the "wookie" tries touch or molest you dont make any sudden movements or sounds that the "wookie" could mistake for pleasure 4) NEVER run "wookies" could mistake his for foreplay. then your fucked

wookie battle shreak :wwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

wookie battle shreak by wookieguy July 6, 2010

freak shreak 

When a person announces its time to Party Hard.

Tom just let out the freak shreak. Time to party

freak shreak by christieway April 17, 2010

Shrek 

An ogre Lord who believes onions have layers. Fuck Farquard and his shitty bowl haircut cos Shrek is better m8. After watching Shrek you get the feeling to 'Shrek yourself or wreck yourself. Chose wisely.

'This my swamp' - wise words from our beloved Shrek

Shrek by Leeeeela November 16, 2014

Quantum Shrek 

Quantum Shrek is the most powerful being in the known universe. He only appears once every thousand years. Its said that if thought about for more than one millionth of a second, the person would instantly die of asphyxiation from Quantum Shrek’s massive metaphysical cock. He will never physically be seen in the same time and reality by anyone.

Bro 1: Bro, have you heard about Quantum Shrek?
Bro 2: Ye... *dies of instant asphyxiation*

Quantum Shrek by Dan^2 June 17, 2019

Shrek 

Our ogre overlord.

Shrek is love Shrek is life.
I wouldn't talk crap about our lord like that.

Shrek by Girly Wolfykins March 20, 2017