Shræg

The term used when an individual sneezes so hard, that their green snot forms a beard on their face.
The term is a contraction of the danish word "Skæg" (beard) and Shrek (a marvelous movie)

"Dude I sneezed so hard I got a shræg yesterday"

by Fenwick Faggotbottom November 26, 2020

shragnoid

Shragnoid - a tiny ball of toilet paper entangled in ones ass hairs after whiping

After taking a huge shit yesterday i have a few Shragnoids in my ass hairs that i can't pick out with my fingers. Can I use your shower dude ?

by Club April 14, 2015

poop shnaegel

Poop Shnaegel is shit that ends up on your hands as you wipe your ass. This is of no consequence to those who wash their hands after taking a dump, but can become an issue to those who don't.

Damn, I took a juicy dump today and got poop shnaegel all over my right hand. I was really pissed when I discovered the sink wasn't working and there were no towels to wipe off my stained, stinky hand! I almost forgot about it till I started to eat a donut and got a wiff of my last dump. No wonder my dog kept wanting to lick my fingers.

by Big Ed Moustapha October 7, 2009

shraga'd

To be in a position of power and eat the food of subordinate employees.

When David was hungry he ate the secretaries yogurt, he shraga'd her yogurt.

by shawn john May 30, 2006

sharegifting

when one is too poor or thoughtless to think of another gift so they just get the same gift thye got another friend/relative

I got the same thing as my brother and my cousin; sharegifting does suck balls.

by stud123 January 3, 2009

shreggy

when u have absolutely so idea what is going on and r questioning everything

Teacher- today we r gonna be learning about capital cities so take out ur compases and calculators and get ready for our field trip to the zoo

Students look at each other

Student- shreggy?

by coffee men April 9, 2017

Shraggy

This is used when words are not enough, to express when someone says utter garbage or fuckery in a conversion or about a particular thing.

Friend 1: yo mate she's cute af i would smach/ knock them ancles loose.

Friend 2: yo that's a guy.

Friend 1: so he's still cute and I would still smach...balls deep.

Friend 2: Shraggy!!

by Quacii September 24, 2018