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The term used when an individual sneezes so hard, that their green snot forms a beard on their face.
The term is a contraction of the danish word "Skæg" (beard) and Shrek (a marvelous movie)
"Dude I sneezed so hard I got a shræg yesterday"
Shræg by Fenwick Faggotbottom November 26, 2020
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shragnoid 

Shragnoid - a tiny ball of toilet paper entangled in ones ass hairs after whiping
After taking a huge shit yesterday i have a few Shragnoids in my ass hairs that i can't pick out with my fingers. Can I use your shower dude ?
shragnoid by Club April 14, 2015
Related Words
Shræg shrag shragvi Shrango shregg Shragon shreg Shregnant Shaegel shaegoat

poop shnaegel 

Poop Shnaegel is shit that ends up on your hands as you wipe your ass. This is of no consequence to those who wash their hands after taking a dump, but can become an issue to those who don't.
Damn, I took a juicy dump today and got poop shnaegel all over my right hand. I was really pissed when I discovered the sink wasn't working and there were no towels to wipe off my stained, stinky hand! I almost forgot about it till I started to eat a donut and got a wiff of my last dump. No wonder my dog kept wanting to lick my fingers.
poop shnaegel by Big Ed Moustapha October 7, 2009

shraga'd 

To be in a position of power and eat the food of subordinate employees.
When David was hungry he ate the secretaries yogurt, he shraga'd her yogurt.
shraga'd by shawn john May 30, 2006

sharegifting 

when one is too poor or thoughtless to think of another gift so they just get the same gift thye got another friend/relative
I got the same thing as my brother and my cousin; sharegifting does suck balls.
sharegifting by stud123 January 3, 2009
when u have absolutely so idea what is going on and r questioning everything
Teacher- today we r gonna be learning about capital cities so take out ur compases and calculators and get ready for our field trip to the zoo

Students look at each other

Student- shreggy?
shreggy by coffee men April 9, 2017
This is used when words are not enough, to express when someone says utter garbage or fuckery in a conversion or about a particular thing.
Friend 1: yo mate she's cute af i would smach/ knock them ancles loose.

Friend 2: yo that's a guy.

Friend 1: so he's still cute and I would still smach...balls deep.

Friend 2: Shraggy!!
Shraggy by Quacii September 24, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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