Shpeen

An endearing best friend or relative who you can always trust and rely on no matter what happens.
A term of endearment.

Hi Shpeen-- Let's have dinner Shpeen.

by DDXT October 11, 2018

Paedo Sheen

The moisture that appears on the brow of most kiddie fiddlers

Bob: are you positive that Barry touches kids.
Tom: For sure, there can be no doubt, look at the sweat on his brow, definite paedo Sheen

by Mrwicked77 May 9, 2020

Wanker’s Sheen

When ones face is covered in a sweaty gloss caused by a long, massive masturbation session.

Commonly spotted on the faces of teenage boys after a Sunday spent trying to beat their record of eight tosses off in a day.

Have you seen Karl’s face today, it’s very red and shiny, he’s got a proper ‘wanker’s sheen’ on him, do you think he’s been tossing off all day?

by Marty the Hat May 25, 2020

Shpee

A term created by YouTuber Jerma985; it refers to the Spy class in the first-person shooter Team Fortress 2, specifically young/baby spies. Shpees are typically bad at playing the game (noob) and will hide in places or wander about. According to Jerma985, shpees are born in a nest and leave it at eleven days old and their diet may consist of wild rodents. A shpee grows wings after getting its first kill, but this is very unlikely because of the shpees' general conspicuousness and lack of skill. Only about two out of the 700 born every minute will survive and reach "Spyhood" after leaving the nest. Most shpees are harmless.

shpee: I shoot you... pew pew!

shpee 1: ...we both go spawn same time die?
shpee 2: Okay, we'll both go spawn same time die!
shpee 1: Okay, I follow you!
shpee 2: We both go out!
shpee 1, shpee 2: AAAAAH!

by Imanapple October 22, 2013

Sheena

One of the most kindest people I know. She always is willing to help and asks for nothing in return. She is loving and caring who doesn't think she is pretty or even special, but she doesn't need to. She is beautiful inside and out.

Her negatives are really strengths and she can achieve anything she puts her mind to it. She makes her own mind and doesn't worry what other may say. She is someone to miss everyday and someone to hold for hours.

She is unique in so many ways, I wouldn't know what to do if I lost her. She has changed my life and changed me as a person. Spending time with her is the only thing I look forward too. She is Sheena and i am glad I am apart of her life.

"Age is just a number and that shouldn't decide what we deserve in life".

Sheena

by Your Meerkat Friend May 26, 2016

Michael sheen

The most feral and chaotic man you will ever get the chance to meet. Don't let his cuteness deceive you, he literally peeled a onion with a potato peeler, what is more, chaotic than that? For some reason, he can be cute, hot, kind and chaotic all at once. He also plays Aziraphale, one of the ineffable husbands from Good Omens. Did I mention he is an amazing actor?

He is practically a Welsh Dragon. No, he IS the Welsh Dragon.

Guy 1: 'Look it's Michael Sheen!'
Guy 2: 'Isn't he related to Martin Sheen?'
Guy 1: "No of course not! Martin Sheen is American!"
Guy 2: 'Isn't Michael Sheen American?"
Guy 1: "He is Welsh, Goddamnit!"

by Sillyblueprints August 2, 2019

gone sheen

When someone suffers from delusions of grandeur, believes they have jungle cat blood, DNA from a Greek god and special magical powers in bed, all whilst behaving as if they were totally invincible.

Tom: “Did you hear about Harry?”

Fred: “No man. What did he do now?”

Tom: “The dude’s totally gone sheen. Last week he was out partying like a rock star, trashing hotel rooms and sleeping with strippers.”

by The Empress 4 May 2, 2011