Shown the car 

Being shown the car is a euphemism for being let go by your boss or for mass layoffs because of budget cuts or because of a massive loss in profits or because the higher ups spent the money on themselves!

This euphemism originated from bungie’s CEO firing half of the workforce to buy some cool cars but before he let them go he showed them his car collection!

My coworker Joe was shown the car yesterday by our boss Jim!

Shown the car by 317 is here won August 7, 2024

Show me the car fax 

It is usually used whenever someone wants proof of something or asks to see something

Guy 1: bro i got nudes from this thick bitch
Guy 2: On Jah? Show me the car fax.
Guy 1: Im just playing cuh im cappin

Show me the car fax by nickisaretard March 17, 2019

Show me the car faxs 

When you on Ft with yo girl and you wanna see her tittes

I was on ft with my girl and I said show me the car faxs then she flashed me :)

Show me the car faxs by HBMCLXUT February 9, 2018

show me the car fax 

When you want your bro to show you his love interest on social media

"Who's Christina? Show me the car fax bro!"

show me the car fax by DankMemeHunter February 7, 2017

never show the burn card 

The card that blackjack dealers (among other casino games) discard during active play. Showing the card after a hand is considered poor etiquette as the card could have changed the outcome of the hand in the player's favor. The same principle applies to a girl telling a guy, who likes her, (or vice versa) that he would've had a chance with her, had certain circumstances were in affect. Making a heartbreaking outcome even more devastating.

Jack: "Hi, Jill. Would you like to go out this weekend?"
Jill: "Sorry, I have a boyfriend."
Jack: "Oh, I didn't know. No problem."
Jill "Yea we're talking about getting married. But you're totally awesome. If I didn't have a b/f, I woulda SOOOO gone out with you."
Jack: "Sweetie, never show the burn card."

never show the burn card by Raixor November 22, 2013

After the show comes the shit cart. 

Old saying from WW1 used by soldiers returning to the trenches after being on leave in England

Soldier #1; Poor Tom bought it hardly a day after returning from leave in London!"

Soldier 2; " Yes, after the show comes the shit cart."

After the show comes the shit cart. by OneWhoKnowsBetter January 24, 2020

go show carlo the tree

Definition: 1) Please excuse us; 2) Can we have a little privacy here?; 3) scram; 4) get lost.

Said when you want to speak with only certain people in the room. Could also mean you want them to just get out of your sight. Can be accompanied by an arm gesture with thumb pointing the way you want them to go.

Line uttered by Sonny Corleone to his sister Connie and her new friend (and soon to be dead husband) Carlo when they wanted to discuss family business on the morning of 'Pops' birthday in the Godfather Part II.

Sonny: "Go show Carlo the tree".

go show carlo the tree by Vesper47 February 4, 2020