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A lovely guy! You're lucky to have Showmir in your life! An opinionated funny guy who's highly respected by all his friends. Intelligent and witty, this guy is someone you need in your life. He has a backbone and will stand up for what's right!
"I need a chat with someone"
"Go to Showmir he's always good to talk to!"
Showmir by cadi September 22, 2012
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showgirls 

Probably the most unintentionally funny movie ever made. Very overacted and dramatic. Take a shot everytime Elizabeth Berkley's character gets angry and storms out of the room; you will be dead by the end of the movie.
The only thing the men enjoyed during Showgirls were the many pelvic thrusts.
showgirls by Rip Her To Shreds October 2, 2005

showgirl 

a stripper that dances in a peep booth or strips behind a glass partition in exchange for tokens.
Marlene was a showgirl at Triple X Theater in NYC.
showgirl by KillerMongaloid November 6, 2009

Showgirls 

An amazing film, which has somehow gained cult status, even though most people say it was the worst film ever made.
he said it was the worst film he had ever seen, even worse than showgirls
Showgirls by Nomi Malone September 11, 2003
the coolest kid on the block, a person who likes

and has a tiny penis, listens to girl music and also is a sexy attractive person.
~ dude, that guy was a total showmik~
showmik by duhsexyangel October 18, 2010
A sexual act where couples visit new housing developments and have sexual intercourse in the developers show houses.
They were caught showming in the five bed executive attached show home
Showming by Stuey75 May 12, 2019

Showgirls Shove Down the Stairs 

The act of putting an over-confident, immature, and obnoxious amateur in their place.
Yeah, mouthed off to me again! Somebody really needs to give her a Showgirls Shove Down The Stairs.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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