Show me 

1. The way you pronounce Xiaomi, but think of the word "show" as part of "shower".

2. Used to attempt to revive a dead meme.

1.

'Murican dude: "Ayo, have you heard of Shaw My's new phone?"
Chinese dude: "It's pronounced Show Me, but with the word Show being part of the word Shower"

2.
YTP Robotnik: "I'm happy to show you da wae."
Ugandan Knuckles: "SHOW ME DA WAE"

Show me by DarkAF420 October 12, 2023

Show me your tits 

Derogatory nickname for a degenerate pervert who spends uncountable amounts of money at strip clubs.

Adam was known as Show Me Your Tits because he spent thousands at the strip clubs every time he partied with the boys in Vegas and had no idea how much money he wasted until his credit card bill showed up the next month because he never learned not to give strippers his credit card info even after all these years, idiot.

Show me your tits by Giggles T. Clown September 1, 2016

Show me how those big tits fart!!! 

Common saying in Los Angeles,CA as well as New York City,NY. Sometimes often heard in parts of Oregon as well as Texas. When a person utters this phrase, they refer to a women`s breasts and wants said woman to show, well...how those big tits fart. This can be said as an insult, but is most commonly expressed as a compliment.

Originally said by Tom Segura on the podcast "Your Moms House" or simply YMS.

Man:Hey girl. You got big ass titties. How about you show me how those big tits fart!!!
Woman:These big titties? Come closer boy so you can smell these titty farts!!!

Show me how those big tits fart!!! by BillyBobReeferDude420 June 24, 2019

Show Me The Receipts 

to have proof of something.

Girlfriend: My girl said she saw you with that other bitch!

Boyfriend: Did she? alright then, SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS!

Show Me The Receipts by LAV June 18, 2012

show me your moves 

1. Captain Falcon's signature catch phrase, daring an opponent to fight him.
2. The use of definition 1 by any other person as a dare.

1. Show me your moves!
2. Come on, man! Show me your moves! I may be a level 120, but you level 80 CAN beat me...

show me your moves by Astrosimi March 21, 2009

Show me a band 

Something people say when they want someone to prove they have money
(specifically $1,000 aka a band)

Bro you broke as shit

Im not broke

If you not broke nigga show me a band

Show me a band by kashkount March 31, 2023

show me your resume 

A phrase used to request a fist bump. Usually used among climbers. Originally used to show that the other person is safe to climb with.

"Yo Somani, show me your resume!"

show me your resume by 5.15 is only the beginning February 9, 2010