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shovelnoob 

a unattractive person who looks like they got hit in the face with a shovel. Their faces are usually abnormally flat.
that chick as such a shovelnoob
shovelnoob by shovel mcnoobert December 29, 2007

shoveltooth 

A somewhat derogatory term for a person of Eastern Asian or Oriental heritage. This is due to the "shovel" shape of the teeth of a people once classified anthropologically as Mongoloid. Plural form: shovelteeth.
"None of those shovelteeth know how to drive."
"That's some good shoveltooth food."

shivelbobby 

When a large black man slides his massive penis into Lucas Nesslerodt's ass at rapid speeds with no lube and when finished cums a big load in Lucas's mouth.

(Lucas nesselrodt is a jail bitch)
When spending time in jail the Lucas Nesslerodt was shivelbobby because of his small size
shivelbobby by Jimbeeth May 27, 2014

shovelcock 

a badmitten birdie. also a funny word.
me and my girl had fun with my shovelcock
shovelcock by andrewhart February 23, 2005

ShovelNose 

When a dog, most likely a Staffordshire Terrier, attempt to gain more pats and attention but shoveling his nose under the attempted persons hand. Human girls are also know to attempt this procedure, with less sucess rates, most girls will just jump on ya if they want something.
"Is he trying to Shovelnose ya?"
"Yep, hes never happy."
"Just give him a pat then."
ShovelNose by woooooooooop December 9, 2008

ShovelBoy 

You shouldn’t play with him, he’s a ShovelBoy.
ShovelBoy by Marcellusel October 10, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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