A somewhat derogatory term for a person of Eastern Asian or Oriental heritage. This is due to the "shovel" shape of the teeth of a people once classified anthropologically as Mongoloid. Plural form: shovelteeth.
"None of those shovelteeth know how todrive."
"That's some good shoveltooth food."
When a large black man slides his massive penis into Lucas Nesslerodt's ass at rapid speeds with no lube and when finished cums a big load in Lucas's mouth.
When a dog, most likely a Staffordshire Terrier, attempt to gain more pats and attention but shoveling his nose under the attempted persons hand. Human girls are also know to attempt this procedure, with less sucess rates, most girls will just jump on ya if they want something.
"Is he trying to Shovelnose ya?"
"Yep, hes neverhappy."
"Just give him a pat then."
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.