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Shovelbum 

A low-level, migrant archaeologist who works on Cultural Resource Management(CRM) projects and survives on a relatively low wage (for someone with a BA) plus per diem. Low wages and transient lifestyle are often overcome by living in their pick-up truck or camping. The term is generally pejorative when used by non-professionals but is used pridefully by archaeologists as a mark of having paid one's dues and having done true dirt archaeology (as opposed to academic archaeology) for dirt pay. It is considered a rite of passage.
A shovelbum is the opposite of an archaeostitute.
Yeah I know it's dismal...I was a shovelbum for five years before I went back to gradschool.
Shovelbum by Matt Vaccaro December 17, 2006

shoveldyke 

The act of squeezing a large object into a tight space.
That's it! Shoveldyke it in there!! Oh Shit!
shoveldyke by Ace_Tate January 1, 2009
To physically appear as if one has been hit in the face with a shovel
Q:what do you think of that girl?
A:oh, she looks shovely
Shovely by Battlephone October 2, 2009

showerboy 

Similar to a showergirl. Basically, it's a male recipient of the famed and disgusting golden shower.
Bitch, youhs my showerboy!
showerboy by zoeyainthowuspellit January 8, 2008

shovelnoob 

a unattractive person who looks like they got hit in the face with a shovel. Their faces are usually abnormally flat.
that chick as such a shovelnoob
shovelnoob by shovel mcnoobert December 29, 2007
This is the full pronunciation of the acronym SFLB. Scientific explanation: short front, long back. Common name: The Mullet. A hairstyle popular among many in the 1980s, now only seen in rural areas and Germany.
Look at the shvelby on the lead singer of Winger. Sweeet!
shvelby by Duncan Donut February 2, 2008