Shovely

To physically appear as if one has been hit in the face with a shovel
Q:what do you think of that girl?
A:oh, she looks shovely
by Battlephone October 02, 2009
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Bag of smashed crabs

To have a face like a bag of smashed crabs
im sorry dude, but your face is like a bag of smashed crabs
by Battlephone October 06, 2009
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