Definitions by Battlephone

Bag of smashed crabs 

To have a face like a bag of smashed crabs

im sorry dude, but your face is like a bag of smashed crabs

Bag of smashed crabs by Battlephone October 6, 2009

Shovely 

To physically appear as if one has been hit in the face with a shovel

Q:what do you think of that girl?
A:oh, she looks shovely

Shovely by Battlephone October 2, 2009