Shoulf 

Pronounced: (sh)OOLF VERB
1. The act of closing one eye to improved one's ability to text message, while under the influence of a considerable amount of alcohol.
2. Squinting so your phone isn't so damn blurry while trying to send a drunk text.

Last night Halle was so drunk she had to shoulf just to see who texted her.

Shoulf by Billy Minor March 2, 2008

no fucks should be given, no, not even one! 

When people are being Total Assholes & I don't give a flying fuck or a rat's ass!

Idiotic Assholes! So, no fucks should be given, no, not even one!

no fucks should be given, no, not even one! by Starchylde July 4, 2016

no fucks should be given, no, not even one 

When someone's being a Total ASS to you & you take the higher ground so as to not stoop to their level & you don't give a fuck.

After those people hurt me, I remembered, no fucks should be given, no, not even one!

no fucks should be given, no, not even one by Starchylde June 20, 2016

YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF NOW 

Famous word said by LTG, while in the background Chloë Hanslip plays Bazzini - La Ronde des Lutins, Op. 25 is being played

ltg: Your life is nothing, you serve zero pupose. you should kill yourself NOW!
Person 1: OK

YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF NOW by the sidemen September 22, 2021

should include the word being defined 

who trying to make a new word

Me:make a new word
Me:submit
Urban Dictionary:should include the word being defined
Me:how to fix?
Me:wtf

should include the word being defined by baoquan022 November 15, 2021

shoulder check 

The act of intentionally bumping another person's shoulder with your own shoulder as you walk past them. It is meant as a display of open aggression or simple disrespect depending on how roughly the shoulder check is performed.

Janet shoulder checked Denise on her way out, hoping for a fight.

shoulder check by Miami Mistress November 30, 2009

i should call her/him 

When you are reminded of a person by inanimate objects in a sexual way.

*squirting lotion on hand* i should call her/him or *mixing mac n cheese* i should call her/him

i should call her/him by lolpp37 June 13, 2020