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shoulder junk 

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Look at that guy putting his junk all over his shoulder, man I hate getting shoulder junked.
shoulder junk by Ray Albright January 2, 2009

shoulder junk 

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Look at that guy putting his junk all over his shoulder, man I hate getting shoulder junked.
shoulder junk by Ray Albright August 15, 2007

Shoulder Junk 

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.
Phil's balls are all over Mikey's chest, that's one hell of a shoulder junk.
Shoulder Junk by Ray Albright August 27, 2007

shoulder junk 

When one individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face.
Here comes Ray, he's going to shoulder junk the new guy. Poor bastard never seen it coming!
shoulder junk by Ray Albright January 1, 2009

[Shoulder Junk] 

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.
Phil's balls practically lay on his chest when he gives Mikey a Shoulder Junk.
[Shoulder Junk] by Ray Albright January 2, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026