shoulder-junk
The act of elevating and placing one foot on a desk and centering the crotch area in front of a person's face.
shoulder-junk by Ray Albright May 29, 2007
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shoulder junk
When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.
shoulder junk by Ray Albright January 2, 2009
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shoulder junk
When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.
shoulder junk by Ray Albright August 15, 2007
Shoulder Junk
When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.
Shoulder Junk by Ray Albright August 27, 2007
shoulder junk
When one individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face.
shoulder junk by Ray Albright January 1, 2009
[Shoulder Junk]
When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.
[Shoulder Junk] by Ray Albright January 2, 2009
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