Shoulding

The act of pelting someone with unsolicited "you should" advice, as if you've cracked the code to their life's success.

Symptoms of being shoulded on include: forced smiling, nodding while mentally drafting your resignation from the conversation, and the overwhelming urge to reply "wow, never thought of that."

Deep and Jen compared notes after the conference and realized the person had been shoulding on both of them.

"Deep, you should really know who's using your product." said someone who has never built a product.
"Jen, you should be writing more content for your website." said someone whose last blog post was in 2019.

Shoulding by kiwiupover December 9, 2025

Spaulding High School 

A place where the ROTC program, the band, and the drill team try harder than the actual football team itself

Joe: “Hey, are you going to the Spaulding High School football game?”

Dave: “To do what, watch the halftime show?”

Spaulding High School by zay12 October 8, 2017

Scolding Sean Water 

The recipe for Scolding Sean Water is lukewarm water mixed with Elmer's wet glue, crushed autism fish, and crayons. The purpose for this masterpiece was to clog the classroom sink, an achievement only pro-gamers can achieve. Unfortunately this didn't work out yet Scolding Sean Water remains a mystery to many.

"I drank Scolding Sean Water and I grew a second penis," said Ella.

Scolding Sean Water by libfucksRus September 9, 2020

sounding board

A sounding board is a good listener, and either confirms what they hear or offers an opinion when the sound they hear is "off key".

Thanks for being my sounding board. It helps me grow to have someone that listens to me and offers feedback when needed.

sounding board by mateu March 5, 2009

Spaulding High School 

The worst high school which only teaches it's female students how to probably get pregnant.

Here at spaulding high school, we use condoms as water balloons for the special kids.

Spaulding High School by D to the frizzle August 15, 2011

i was shouting Zayn, Zayn but he didn't come 

Louis Tomlinson said this in video diary 4

*What was your most recent dream?* "I had a dream we had a new sixth member for some reason and it ended up being quite horrible and he started a fight with me and i wanted him to go away but none of the boys were helping me" Louis
"but who's name were you shouting repeatedly?" Zayn
"Niall" Louis
"Oh killing meh oh" Zayn
"i was shouting Zayn, Zayn but he didn't come" Louis
"apparently i was just chilling somewhere else but i'll always save you Louis" Zayn
"he was walking around saying im a Bradford bad boy, yo" Louis
"i dont even say that anymore" Zayn

i was shouting Zayn, Zayn but he didn't come by Larry shipper&1D fan August 26, 2020

Bulgarian Shouting Match

An event that occurs between two or more people in various stalls of a public restroom. It begins when one person farts. If another person should fart and this continues back and forth, it becomes a Bulgarian Shouting Match.

Person #1: Hey, welcome back! How was lunch at that new Korean restaurant?
Person #2: Yeah the kimchi was good! Bathroom crowd was nasty though. I got into a Bulgarian Shouting Match in there!

Bulgarian Shouting Match by gannucard November 28, 2015