Jantool is used when someone uses their Jandals as a weapon.
Jandals are the kiwi word for flip flops.
Piss off Wade your jantool just hit me in the throat.
As soon as now, the real meaning of ASAP.
Designer to Printer: When is the posters going to be printed?
Printer to Designer: Dude man, you will have then when they are done!
Designer: Damn it I need them ASANOW.