A grooming technique used by men on emotionally volatile women who are in need of attention, love, care, and someone to listen to their problems and concerns – basically – lending a shoulder to lean on today thus aligning themselves with the possibility of a much more intimate relationship in future.
The girl whom I shoulderjobed years back got in touch with me recently and we had a nice time together. He treated shoulderjob as an investment, as he spent hours listening to her sorrows.
by nonrealist November 4, 2019
Get the Shoulderjob mug.When you're looking at something while sitting, a friend comes over to stand right behind you with his crotchal region at shoulder height, and, possibly touching you with his package.
It must be stopped.
It must be stopped.
"I was looking at hot chicks on the interweb and Bryan comes over and puts his junk right on my shoulder. He totally shouldercocked me!"
by ftdet April 15, 2007
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When a man and 2 women are having sex, the man stands up and with his penis dangling freely. The two women stand side by side with his penis in the middle. Then one woman places her left shoulder on the penis, while the other puts her right shoulder. Then they move back and fourth in a synchronized manor, rubbing the penis.
by Ol' Saint Richard June 30, 2014
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Get the shoulderhopper mug.A guy that only looks good from the shoulder down. He has a rockin' bod but his face just ruins everything. The male equivalent of a butterface.
Girl 1: 'Guurl, look at that shoulderdown! Mmm, mmm he got muscles for days! What a damn shame about his face though.'
Girl 2: 'Nothing that a paper bag can't fix.'
Girl 2: 'Nothing that a paper bag can't fix.'
by Rhyth7 January 19, 2013
Get the shoulderdown mug.Forcing someone else to carry out your duties/tasks, or ignoring someone who depends on you in order to perform his or her duties/tasks.
Oren told Rick yesterday that I'll pick him up from the hotel. He didn't tell me anything about it, and I just leaned about it on my way to the office. He totally shouldercocked me!!!
by Ariel "Sami" Adar March 21, 2011
Get the shouldercock mug.A shoulderlooker is a person who looks over his shoulder to see what his co-worker does on the PC at work.
Ah! Tomos is turning around - and looking again what I am doing on my PC. Why do people want to copy me? Why do people have to be so nosy! I cannot stand this shoulderlooker!
by schlummi March 25, 2009
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