When you're looking at something while sitting, a friend comes over to stand right behind you with his crotchal region at shoulder height, and, possibly touching you with his package.
It must be stopped.
It must be stopped.
"I was looking at hot chicks on the interweb and Bryan comes over and puts his junk right on my shoulder. He totally shouldercocked me!"
by ftdet April 15, 2007
Get the shouldercock mug.Forcing someone else to carry out your duties/tasks, or ignoring someone who depends on you in order to perform his or her duties/tasks.
Oren told Rick yesterday that I'll pick him up from the hotel. He didn't tell me anything about it, and I just leaned about it on my way to the office. He totally shouldercocked me!!!
by Ariel "Sami" Adar March 21, 2011
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A term used in the Information Technology consulting field to describe an asshole client who:
1. Asks for a "status update" every 1 minute 19 seconds.
2. Stands so close to you while watching what you're doing that you need to put a condom on your shoulder.
1. Asks for a "status update" every 1 minute 19 seconds.
2. Stands so close to you while watching what you're doing that you need to put a condom on your shoulder.
Son of a fucking bitch, the job took me 8 hours when it should have been 4 thanks to that shoulderfucker.
by evilchris July 31, 2007
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Get the Shouldercocking mug.A shoulderlooker is a person who looks over his shoulder to see what his co-worker does on the PC at work.
Ah! Tomos is turning around - and looking again what I am doing on my PC. Why do people want to copy me? Why do people have to be so nosy! I cannot stand this shoulderlooker!
by schlummi March 25, 2009
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