3. Someone who is always riding in the front passenger side of a vehicle.
4. Someone who was too stupid to pass their driving test and is always stuck riding in the front passenger side of a vehicle because they can't get their license.
5. A loser riding in the front passenger side of a vehicle who is trying to cop an attitude.
Some lame-ass shotgunner was tryin' to holla at me.
When pulling over a driver for acting like an idiot, you start yelling at the driver, and then:
Shotgunner: "You wanna piece of me?"
You: "Look who's tryin' to be a bad ass. You're just a shotgunner moochin' off other peoplecuz you're too stupid to drive your own car."
The people who use a shotgun in call of duty. They usually use shotguns because they can't get a kill with a normal weapon. Most people rage when they get killed by a shotgunner even other shotgunners. They almost never aim down the site because a shotgun will spray out a lot of pellets and kill people who aren't in the line of fire.
The shotgunners killedeveryone on my team without even having to aim down the site.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.