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Shortcayk 

retard who can't spell at all!
Hay Yew fawker. mah nayme ish jaymeee donkey-ass-whole. Aye Kunt spell shieet cuz i dydnt pash fyrsh grayd.
Shortcayk by emily December 8, 2003

Shortjack 

Shortjack is to punch someone not using a full blow but drawing your hand back at a much shorter distance and the punching
Bill was at the bar and Ronnie Shortjacked him after he called him a bitch
Shortjack by STYLESIE March 10, 2009

Shortcake 

Shortstack + Christmas Cake = Shortcake 🍰
"Hanya is such a shortcake."
Shortcake by scarletDisco August 1, 2023

Strawberry Shortcake revenge 

After a girl gives oral sex to a man, she head but his nose, making it bleed profusely, then proceeds to spit his own cum on his face, making a strawberry shortcake revenge.

Strawberry Shortcake 

A strawberry shortcake is when you bust a nut inside a girl whilst on her period. Thus the peculiar mixture of colors.
I hooked up with a girl last night on her period and gave her a strawberry shortcake!
Strawberry Shortcake by Alex Butterman September 21, 2020

shortcake 

Nickname given to the most beautiful person in the world.
She's short and sweet and makes me haaaappy, she's a shortcake!
shortcake by VDeity June 30, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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