shohawk 

A mohawk where the owner has it only to show off and to get comments from friends. Can be the vanilla mohawk, fauxhawk or strip of hair on the chin.

A try hard punk walks past a bus stop, with a tall blue mohawk. Guy at the stop sees him and comments : "nice shohawk mate..."

shohawk by tooktheredpill April 18, 2010

Shohawk 

The ability to style your hair into a mohawk in the shower using shampoo.

Allison's hair is so short she can now shohawk her hair.

Shohawk by AllisonGayle June 26, 2008

shmohawk 

A horrible driver. Some asshole who pulls a dick move when driving ie: " That fucking Shmohawk just cut me off." You fucking shmohawk.

As desribed in season 6 of curb your enthusiasm by Larry David and Larry's father. I think it might be jewish or hebrew or something. Rent that shit, its fucking funny. A shmohawk does not know how to drive.

shmohawk by idiotech66 January 14, 2008

skohawk

The great green beast that emerges when a muscular man fornicates a manly lesbian-dyke.

That big muscular man at the gym had sex with that lesbian-dyke riding the motorcycle and believe it or not, but a giant green skohawk popped out.

skohawk by Mizzle McNizzle May 21, 2007

shmohawk 

Yinglish: A cover word for "shmuck."

That Maude is a real shmohawk.

shmohawk by Steviedee January 16, 2004

Shmohawk 

describes an erratic and often dangerous driver

"Did that effing shmohawk just cut me off?!!"

Shmohawk by L. David January 22, 2009

Shehawks 

Derogatory name for the Seattle Seahawks first used by 49ers running back Anthony Dixon. It is commonly used to describe the bitch ass female like behavior exhibited by Seahawks players such as Richard Sherman and Marshawn Lynch who are obviously jealous of the far more established teams in the NFL such as the San Francisco 49ers and pretty much every other team that has won a Super Bowl.

"Man too bad those Shehawks don't play 16 games at home or they might stand a chance of actually winning the NFC West."

"The Seattle Shehawks sure are happy to split with the Niners, you can really tell how big their trophy case is when they're that happy about a regular season game."

"Pete Carroll is a old geriatric fuck who coaches the Seattle Shehawks."

Shehawks by RezNDN October 14, 2013

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023