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Sort your neck out

As in, get your shit together/sort your life out or perhaps, be mindful of your present surroundings..
Tommy-boy: Can't believe I've spent the gaffers wages.....again!

Benny: Tut tut tut.. You mustn't value your fingers much! You'd better sort your neck out boy or else

(Gaffer enters)

Tommy-boy: Uh-Oh

!!!!!!!SNAP!!!!!!!!
Sort your neck out by GGGuni April 30, 2014

v neck shorts 

When a fat person wears shorts that are too small causing them to be higher in the crotch area, and longer toward the outside of the thighs. It looks like an upside down v.
I think I'm going to puke, I think I just saw some hair coming from her v neck shorts.
v neck shorts by oldlizard132 July 29, 2010

neck shot 

A Blow Job

Literal translation: when your getting your dick sucked, and your load shoots the back of the girls neck
Yo, I was gettin neck shots all night, son
neck shot by g-kiss February 16, 2007

shirtneck 

when you cant remember the name of your shirt collar so you make something up
"tugging at your shirtneck."
shirtneck by flyte627 May 9, 2018

shortneck 

A small, unimpressive dong. A hilariously small cock.
(After bringing a female home to smash deep in the pyussies)

"You told me you had a longneck you little fuckboi. That's a fuckin' fagalon shortneck. I'm outta here, fuck you."
shortneck by King Longneck March 8, 2016

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026