When a fat person wears shorts that are too small causing them to be higher in the crotch area, and longer toward the outside of the thighs. It looks like an upside down v.
I think I'm going to puke, I think I just saw some hair coming from her v neck shorts.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"