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Short ass bisexual 

Myself.

baby short ass 

A nickname for somebody who is smaller then average for their age and has a small penis
Adam a.k.a baby short ass is small everywhere
baby short ass by Ladee's-J&C July 30, 2008

Shot Ass 

One who smokes marijuana regularly and is constantly in a dazed state of non-remembrance and forgetfulness. Some consider shot ass to be a synonym for the word stoner, but this is not the case. All shot asses are indeed stoner's, but contrary to popular belief, all stoner's are not shot asses. A stoner is defined as one who smokes a ton of weed but is not necessarily always under the influence of marijuana. A shot ass on the other hand never allows himself to fully reach a state of sobriety and will constantly be seen puffing on joints or stealthily smoking in the school bathroom to keep their buzz going strong.
John: Where's Josh man? I saw him in first period
Mike: He left out the gym entrance, he's totally baking
John: What a shot ass

Teacher: If you don't label your papers with the date you won't be receiving credit.
Stoner: you dave, what's the date man
Dave: It's the 6th bro
Stoner: Of what month?
Dave: August you dumbass
Stoner: What's the number for august man?
Dave: 8 you fuckin shot ass
Shot Ass by Fuzzadelic August 6, 2011

t-shirt ass 

a girl that has a flat ass, resembling the long flatness of a t shirt.
Ay yo shawty, u aint cute, let me get my shirt back, cause u gots a t-shirt ass

Shot Ass Beav

1. Adj. Describes the general negative, contemptible attitude of a person male or female.
2. Noun An extremely slutty (very promiscuous) female.

3. Noun refers to a woman that displays all the above traits, and to make matters worse she will be very generous with the (beaver) which is for the most part very beat up, blown out, and in a pretty rough condition. It is usually smells terrible, and has no memory of a hair clipper or a razor and shaving cream.
I was so wasted at the after party that I almost fell for this one shot ass beav we'd all settled for on many an unfruitful (beav hunt).
Shot Ass Beav by Uncle Bear Man Sr. December 5, 2019

Shot Ass 

Someone who smokes generous amounts of weed, marijuana, etc. on a regular basis
Bob Marley was called a shot ass all the time by his friends.
Shot Ass by Too Much Fun November 14, 2011
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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