Short dick
That bitch short dicked me by $9.00 and made me wait in her skank ass two hours before she showed up to do the do.
Short dick by Elwipfo July 28, 2018
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To fully or partially cut off someone's penis with a dull butter knife to get things going. Doing what it takes to light a fire under some dumb cunt's ass. Often used as a pedagogical aid on the job.
"Private Pyle, I WILL motivate you, if I have to short dick every cannibal in the Congo."
-- R. Lee Ermey
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-- R. Lee Ermey
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short dick by popeofeastlansing November 5, 2010
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Short Dick by drdicker69 June 8, 2010
Short Dick
As a verb: to humiliate, to make one feel inadequate.
As a noun: one who is inadequate or humiliated.
As a noun: one who is inadequate or humiliated.
Example: The guys at the end of the bar were in a short dick contest. They were engaging in a one-upmanship contest and the loser is short dicked.
Short Dick by Xi- November 18, 2020
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"There isn't one jack off in this entire bar that can short-dick me. Wanna try? Let's go outside, motherfucker!"
short-dick by D. Gould October 18, 2008
Short Dick Memory Loss
One who can not retain information due to a lack of a properly sized penis.
Lore- It's said that these people think with their second head because their actual head is smoother than a bald man's head fresh out of a wax job.
A person diagnosed with SDML is known to forget information attained in the last 10 minutes. The time in which someone loses information often varies depending on how small the penis is. People with smaller penises usually ranging from just tip to 2 inches have shown that they forget way more frequently and will have to ask you to repeat what you said numerous times.
SIDE EFFECTS- No Bitches and possibly no friends
EARLY SIGNS- You can catch early signs of SDML when you measure your penis and it's smaller than 4 inches.
TREATMENTS- None (sorry to break it to ya, hope you got mone cause you ain't pulling shit)
Lore- It's said that these people think with their second head because their actual head is smoother than a bald man's head fresh out of a wax job.
A person diagnosed with SDML is known to forget information attained in the last 10 minutes. The time in which someone loses information often varies depending on how small the penis is. People with smaller penises usually ranging from just tip to 2 inches have shown that they forget way more frequently and will have to ask you to repeat what you said numerous times.
SIDE EFFECTS- No Bitches and possibly no friends
EARLY SIGNS- You can catch early signs of SDML when you measure your penis and it's smaller than 4 inches.
TREATMENTS- None (sorry to break it to ya, hope you got mone cause you ain't pulling shit)
Person 1: Tims's annoying asf, bro keeps saying what.
Person 2: Give him a break, he has Short Dick Memory Loss.
Person 2: Give him a break, he has Short Dick Memory Loss.
Short Dick Memory Loss by TheRealZeusypoo March 28, 2022