Stats

Stats: The reduction of a woman to an absolute value. Hooking up, making out, getting dome....it is all a value that can be added to ones "score card".

Paul wrote the book on "stats".

Huston got "Stats" last night.

That fat bit*h is a negative stat.

by Paul "Bonnie" April 24, 2007

Stats

stats: how many times you've had sex.

john has 15 stats!

by stats up April 20, 2011

Stats

When you are 90% dating someone and you are smooching

"Where is Billy?"
"Oh I think he is doing stats with Sally."

by audrabrooke December 05, 2016

Stats

An abbreviation for statistic. If you dont already know what it is then your either stupid or your waiting for me to say somthing funny... Nope not gonna happen...

48% of all stats are made up on the spot.

by Statnerd September 11, 2010

STAT

Short form for Statim, which is Latin for immediately medical

I need a knife... stat....

by PorscheFanatic March 19, 2004

stat

An abbreviation of the Latin statim, "immediately", often used in medical contexts

-The patient's heart just stopped working.
-We need a defibrillator in here stat!

by Jules112 February 15, 2009

A-stat

By combining "ASAP" and "stat", it means to do something even faster than either of these words alone would intend.

to a friend: "Get his dick out of you A-stat! He's got the hiv!"

by mc-muffintop September 09, 2009