stats 

In gay chatrooms, a man looking for RT (real time) sex will IM an individual in whom they are interested and write: 'stats'. This means that they wish to know the age, height, weight, body type, hair color, eye color, penis size, and desired position (top, bottom, or vers) of the man whom they are soliciting for sex.

Napervilletop: you lookin?
Fillmyhole: yeah, stats?
Napervilletop: 22, 6'1, 170, athletic and smooth, br/bl, 8" cut, top. you interested?
Fillmyhole: you lookin to host or travel?

stats by CapnCrouton May 12, 2004

stats 

stats is an abbreviation of the word 'statistics'. 'Statistics' is the collection, organization and interpretation of numerical data.

websites use 'statistics' to aprehend with the eye just how many bodies of persons are calling on socially to the website.

This in turn takes charge of just how significant the compiler of said website's e-penis is.

From TeeGee of FuckingUpThe.Net

stats by Jay January 21, 2004

Stats 

Stats: The reduction of a woman to an absolute value. Hooking up, making out, getting dome....it is all a value that can be added to ones "score card".

Paul wrote the book on "stats".

Huston got "Stats" last night.

That fat bit*h is a negative stat.

Stats by Paul "Bonnie" April 30, 2007

stats 

n.pl. Statutory Notices pasted on hardboard and erected on lamp columns by the local council in advance of parking restrictions/roadworks etc.

I had to put some stats up on Thornbury road for the roadworks next week

stats by DanEvans April 9, 2010

stats 

Meaningless stuff: AKA statistics

Useful stats: Over 600% of drivers don't drive!

stats by Trust November 5, 2003

Stats 

stats: how many times you've had sex.

john has 15 stats!

Stats by stats up May 10, 2011

Stats 

When you are 90% dating someone and you are smooching

"Where is Billy?"
"Oh I think he is doing stats with Sally."

Stats by audrabrooke December 4, 2016