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Shop Whore 

A woman in a Auto Shop or Dealership who sleeps with every Technician. Every shop has one.
Yo Jimbo what were you doing earlier? I was cuddling with the shop whore in the back of the green mercury!
Shop Whore by Dukeraiders0419 February 28, 2024

like a whore in a candy shop 

a description that is used to thrown off friends because it means nothing
guy 1: dude that dog is walkin kinda funny
guy 2: yeah like a whore in a candy shop

shitting where you shop 

When you stop talking, dating or fucking someone that works where you shop. This causes the store to be off limits because you were such a loveable asshole. Re-entering the shat in shopping atmosphere can be sexually or physically dangerous when risking stop and chats and so forth.
I Shawn Dolina have three stores left that are safe to use do to "shitting where you shop". Since I feel no guilt I won't learn my lesson till I starve to death.
A character that you ship with pretty much every other character that you like, or think would make an awesome couple
A: Hermione is my guilty shipwhore
B: Really? Who do you ship her with?
A: I don't know man... Harry, Draco, Snape, Bellatrix, Luna, everyone!
shipwhore by TheJavirich March 5, 2014