Shoner

(noun) A person acting excessively annoying but not coming across as a jerk or a douche. Usually it becomes very frustrating to interact with said person.

"Shut up you little shoner!"

"GAHHH! You're such a shoner!"

by doogface June 18, 2014

Shoner

The specific kind of erection attained because of a shit-fart (shart) fetish.
A shart-boner.

John instantly popped a raging shoner because of the pungent smell of his shart.

by B hole 1 January 29, 2018

shoner

a shoner is defined as a character with the personality of a no lifed pedophilic asian who finds pleasure in watching men fist each other through the anus. this also includes bending kids over the knee and fucking them anul

Sean Dunn shoner anul

by Derpaherpa December 27, 2013

Czech golden shower

The sound of empty .32 ACP cases hiting the ground after firing through a entire 20 round mag on a full auto VZ-61

You will finish the entire mag a good half second before the first piece of brass hits the ground (...) it's like the Czech golden shower

by Bigdeagle85 November 17, 2022

The Shit/Shower ratio

An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.

"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"

"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"

"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"

"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"

by DrederickTatum June 2, 2023

Passion Shower

The libido and penis dimensions required to penetrate her standing up in the shower. With sufficient length this passion requires only rocking up on one's toes and back to flat foot. With sufficient girth she'll tolerate the desire for position creativity.

Refreshed rigor and vitality especially with rapid refractory to resume penetration after many other locations in the post coitus shower .

Get your tickets to ride. The Passion Shower will be boarding you soon.

by PassionTrain August 29, 2012

it stings in the shower

“It stings in the shower” refers to mental health and thoughts that you may have pushed away become more vivid in the shower, and clearer to remember. It also referrers to the fact that depression can be stronger in the shower, and that self-harm provoking words will “sting”.

Another interpretation is that if you have recently self-harmed (cut yourself) the shower water may sting it. That is also what it could mean.

Teacher: “Lola, are you alright.. You seem down lately”

Lola: “It stings in the shower”

by urbanexamples October 22, 2020