Shompt
To shompt is the act of shitting with a computer in hand. This is most often experienced in a private bathroom with a laptop.
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Shompa
Very beautiful face, eye's that one can gaze into for hours, exceedingly cute, both on the inside and the outside and a smile that will make any guy's day better.
As sweet as sugar and as cute as a puppy.
Although unhealthy at youth, the man in her life will try and change that.
The one to love and cherish, hug and kiss, protect and love.
She may find it will take time to find the right guy, but shouldn't look too hard he may be surprisingly close.
As sweet as sugar and as cute as a puppy.
Although unhealthy at youth, the man in her life will try and change that.
The one to love and cherish, hug and kiss, protect and love.
She may find it will take time to find the right guy, but shouldn't look too hard he may be surprisingly close.
Shompa by SecretAdmirer8 December 31, 2011
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shomit
The most common occurance of shomitting usually happens after or during a heavy night of drinking. The excess alcohol causes the victim to power spew. As the abdominal muscles contract in an effort to expell all your stomach contents out your mouth, unfortunately this abdominal contraction also encourages any poop chambered in your chute to also be expelled at the same time....
Can also occur if you get food poisoning and suffer from IBS.
Can also occur if you get food poisoning and suffer from IBS.
Jenny: I need to spew
John: I'll hold your hair back
Jenny: Aaaaaarrghhhhh
John: Holey shit, did you just shomit....that's disgusting.
John: I'll hold your hair back
Jenny: Aaaaaarrghhhhh
John: Holey shit, did you just shomit....that's disgusting.
Shoptimistic
To be positive that the gifts or presents you have bought for someone he or she will enjoy; to be optimistic that the purchases you will make will be well-worth the money.
My mother was so shoptimistic about the presents she had bought for my sister and I this Christmas that she didn't even bother keeping the receipts.
Shoptimistic by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009
Shomp
A quick interrupt used to disrupt someone mid sentence. Shouting SHOMP is commonly used when you don't agree with what someone is saying saying or you do not care to listen a minute longer.
This is commonly used in the military in the voice of a drill instructor or someone chanting a Cadence.
This is commonly used in the military in the voice of a drill instructor or someone chanting a Cadence.
Jasin: "Dude turn the video game off, the football game is abou-"
Doug: "SHOMP"
Jasin: "Seriously man turn the Xbox off so we ca-"
Doug: "SHOMP!"
Jasin: "Whatever then I am leaving to go watch the game somewhere else"
Doug: "SHOMP"
Jasin: "Seriously man turn the Xbox off so we ca-"
Doug: "SHOMP!"
Jasin: "Whatever then I am leaving to go watch the game somewhere else"
Shomp by The freshness April 9, 2015