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Shompting 

The verb form of "shompt", shompting is the action of excreting and using a computer at the same time. This is often a slightly erotic combination of toilets and laptops.
-You gonna go or what bro?
-Dude I'm shompting give me some minutes to enjoy this.
-Oh your shompting? My bad man, shompt on my friend, shompt on.
Shompting by c@lib@n February 2, 2009
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Venue Shopping 

Venue Shopping — The art of finding the perfect judge and municipality in which to force a pivotal court case designed to restrict the rights of “the many “ by “the few”.

This is currently the most popular political tactic used by “the old guard” to prevent the inevitability of America’s changing demographic realities.

Some say it is a reaction to Barack Obama having become a successful, two term, popular Black President of the United States; but, that would be like saying that at the heart of American culture there is an unstated racism.

Wait…that’s exactly what I’m saying.

Two places where Venue Shopping can be clearly seen in our border policies and in out treatment of women and the rights that they have — or don’t have — over their own bodies.

In the old days we didn’t say “venue shopping — which is kind of a disinfected boutique term, we used to say “THE FIX IS IN”.
Opponents to the reproductive freedom of women went Venue Shopping in Texas to find a judge who would outlaw gynecological medications used in both miscarriages and abortions..

Shooting the rodeo 

Coined by RedLetterMedia. During the production of a movie, filming scenes at large public events to increase the production value of your of your work without substantially increase the production budget.
We’re going to be shooting the rodeo today during the city’s annual St. Patrick’s Day Parade.

Straightforward shooting weekend 

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.
Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!

School shootings 

The favourite past time of children in America
Person1: what are you doing this week

Person2: you know, the same old stuff

Person1: ohh. School shootings
School shootings by Kiddownunder November 18, 2019

shmotting 

i was shmotting all night last night.
shmotting by megvan May 15, 2017

School shooting 

Math teacher: lets start subtracting

Math teacher: *pulls out ak47*
“The quiet kid reaches into the back”
*1 min later*

SCHOOL SHOOTING”
School shooting by BigDickBoy69 November 16, 2019