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A quick interrupt used to disrupt someone mid sentence. Shouting SHOMP is commonly used when you don't agree with what someone is saying saying or you do not care to listen a minute longer.

This is commonly used in the military in the voice of a drill instructor or someone chanting a Cadence.
Jason: "Dude turn the video game off, the football game is abou-"
Doug: "SHOMP"
Jason: "Seriously man turn the Xbox off so we ca-"
Doug: "SHOMP!"
Jason: "Whatever then I am leaving to go watch the game somewhere else"
by The freshness April 09, 2015
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to quickly insert one's penis into another's anus and pull it out and act as if nothing happened
me: so this is my old shomping grounds. shomped there, shomped there.....huh, i ain't shomped there.

you: what where i'm standing?

me: SHOMP! still got it.
by Kouji March 01, 2008
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1. a form of shut up
2. let someone know you disagree with them

Scott: hey wanna go...
Jay: shomp
Scott: c'mon...
Jay: Shomp
Scott: Ja..
by D-Burgs Finest April 01, 2003
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Used as a descriptive term for things that aren't as good as they should be, or could be.
1. Well that's shomp.
2. Damn, she's hella shompfaced.
3. This dinner is basically shomp.
by Randy Ramirez November 29, 2005
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Shomps is the definition of shit! but a replacment...
Say if you were talking to a 3 yr old, and you stood on a plug... Instead of saying "Oh shir!" you'd say "Oh shomps!"
JazzyB: You remember the concerts on tonight, right?

Hannah: Oh Shomps!
by yagooo July 05, 2011
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Excitedly agreeing to something

This word is commonly used in the real Nor*Cal by the so called "gangsters" of small towns
Jon: We drinking tonight?
Jimmy: Shomp!
by Justin Bell March 02, 2007
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To bite into hungrily, but not ferociously. A chomp but less urgent.
1. I shomped into my cheeseburger.
2. She bit into her ice cream with a shomp.
by Erik W October 10, 2006
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