Shomli

Someone who is beautiful and elegant

Shomli is a great name!

by Uni05 November 23, 2021

Shoplift the Pooty

When a man, who is punching above his weight, offers to be the father of the child of an impregnated girl just so he can sleep with her.

Geez, that Bradford will do anything to get into Shirley's pants. He's now the father of the bun in the oven! He'll make a great chequebook dad. He did shoplift the pooty.

by ratsbackside February 10, 2017

shoblin

A shower goblin. A evil goblin type creature that lives in your shower. Shoblins usually emerge late at night through the plug hole.

I cant go for a shower now mum, its too late. The shoblins will get me.

by B_E_R_E_C_C_A March 10, 2009

shoilise

the quality of consuming something exceedingly sparingly so as to prolong the enjoyment

She has been shoilise for 3 months with that bag of Skittles, only eating one piece of candy per day.

by SideshoViD August 28, 2009

Shoplift 'N' Go

Slang name for the former Shop 'N' Go series of convenience stores.

Do you want to go to Shoplift 'N' Go or KWIK-RIP?

by andy1 May 16, 2005

Shomming

The side effects of Stomach Flu - Vomiting & Shitting at the same time.

Oh my god I was so ill, I was seriously shomming, wasn't sure which end to put on the toilet!

by bastie 83 January 7, 2015

shoplifting

verb; an action that is present when WALMART security just sucks ass

Shoplifting is not a crime but a sport for those who are broke or have nothing better to do at walmart.

by lucky number 27 December 23, 2009