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To go into a store or shop and discreetly steal items which are for sale without getting caught. These items can range anywhere in size from a basketball to a dixie cup. Useless items you don't really need are sometimes taken because many people do it for the rush as opposed to needing the stolen object.

The opposite of Droplifting.
Did you see Lisa? She just took those earrings out of the package and put them in her sleeve!

Wow it's real cool to shoplift. I wish I had those crappy earrings.
by K-Ray December 12, 2005
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the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you


person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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To steal another persons idea and/or word.

Hey dude, this sticker is steezy

*dome slap*, you shoplifted my word, you pirate
by jbn/gstache duo May 03, 2007
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The best film group to ever exist they have made iconic movies such as Hey bud and Dookie Joes Germ house and many shorts and soon many more they don’t fall into any category’s they are there own category they are SHOP LIFT
(Man enlightened by SHOP LIFT): “Hey man have you seen the number one movie on YouTube” (Man not enlightened by SHOP LIFT): “why no I haven’t what is it?” (Man enlightened by SHOP LIFT): “Hey Bud by SHOP LIFT!”

(Man not enlightened by SHOP LIFT) “wow I should really watch that I think I will right now!”
14:27 minutes later
(Man who is now enlightened by SHOP LIFT) “that was literally the best 14:27 minutes of my life it was actually good quality content that didn’t even have its own category it was it’s own category it was SHOP LIFT!”
by SHOP LIFT June 11, 2019
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When an obssessed shopaholic's shopping bags get so overfilled that their husbands often use them as dumbbells
"Honey can I have my Tommy Hilfiger bag yet?" - Madonna
"No, I'm shop lifting! My muscles feel great!" - Brad
by MysteryMustaches May 07, 2010
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