Shomi

A very funny guy, free with everyone and could act gay from time to time. Usually quite fine

Look at that guy, he's looking sexy as f*ck but he's looking at a boy!!!
He must be a Shomi!

by Anna0123 February 6, 2020

shomi

a man who is obsessed with himself, and works out at least once a day. he is gorgeous!!! Some say that the "shomi" species are half gay.

"damn look at that sexy hunk working out over there. it looks like he's checking out that guy's ass, but he's also staring at that girl"

"he must be a shomi."

by shomi's lover May 26, 2008

Shomi

A sexy, humble, intelligent, and desired man. Always right.

Daaaaayum check out that Shomi. He is fiooooone. And sooooo smart

by Shomi May 22, 2020

shomi and blow me

The ghetto Netflix and chill, especially for Rogers subscribers who have the Shomi bundle.

"Hey girl, Rogers hooked me up, come over for Shomi and Blow me" shomi savage netflix netflixandchill chill ghetto sexy

by FromDesWithLove September 21, 2016

Shomi and blow me

When you run out of things to watch on Netflix and you're done just chilling

"I am hoping tonight's date moves past Netflix and Chill...could use a Shomi and blow me."

by newsvava July 29, 2016

Shomi and Blow me

It's when you get a blow job while watching Shomi, Netflix's bastard little brother

Hey girl, you should come watch some Shomi and blow me!

by Ray Lockwood June 8, 2016

Shomi and Relax

When you don't have enough money to Netflix and Chill, you use Shomi instead.
Very similar to Plex and Sex

Person A: "Hey want to Netflix and Chill?"
Person B: "I don't have Netlifx, but we can Shomi and Relax"

by K-TownSlang April 8, 2016