Shomi

A very funny guy, free with everyone and could act gay from time to time. Usually quite fine

Look at that guy, he's looking sexy as f*ck but he's looking at a boy!!!
He must be a Shomi!

by Anna0123 February 06, 2020

shomy

A person so full of luck in poker that it is disgusting and ridiculous. There is surely some skill involved, but a luckbox will demonstrate more luck mixed in with that skill than any other player.....ever......in the history of the world....

Shomy: I went all-in preflop with AJo and the other guy had aces but it didn't matter cause the flop came JJJ...

by serb123 May 02, 2008

shomi

a man who is obsessed with himself, and works out at least once a day. he is gorgeous!!! Some say that the "shomi" species are half gay.

"damn look at that sexy hunk working out over there. it looks like he's checking out that guy's ass, but he's also staring at that girl"

"he must be a shomi."

by shomi's lover May 26, 2008

Shomi and Relax

When you don't have enough money to Netflix and Chill, you use Shomi instead.
Very similar to Plex and Sex

Person A: "Hey want to Netflix and Chill?"
Person B: "I don't have Netlifx, but we can Shomi and Relax"

by K-TownSlang December 29, 2015

shomi and blow me

The ghetto Netflix and chill, especially for Rogers subscribers who have the Shomi bundle.

"Hey girl, Rogers hooked me up, come over for Shomi and Blow me" shomi savage netflix netflixandchill chill ghetto sexy

by FromDesWithLove February 10, 2016

Shomi and blow me

When you run out of things to watch on Netflix and you're done just chilling

"I am hoping tonight's date moves past Netflix and Chill...could use a Shomi and blow me."

by newsvava March 12, 2016

Shomi and Blow me

It's when you get a blow job while watching Shomi, Netflix's bastard little brother

Hey girl, you should come watch some Shomi and blow me!

by Ray Lockwood April 16, 2016