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shomie

A sexy homie, not used as friends with benefits. Behavior between the two is normally flirtatious and friendly, but more flirty than just an average flirt.
Bro 1: Yo, who's that girl texting you. You in a relationship now????
Bro 2: Nahhhh dude, we just shomies chill
by SuperSexyLisa18 February 11, 2020
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David Shomen

David Shomen is the Savior of the Larry shippers and Co. Captains aside from Captain Niall Horan!
One fateful night a certain blonde hair, baseball capped young man named David Shomen was taking pics at Los Angeles near Electric Fountain. He heard a certain Curly haired lads voice and recognized it to be...

" Hey, you're Harry Styles! Mind if I get a pic? "

Shomen noticed a shorter tattooed man hanging on his arm. He was looking fondly into Harry's eyes.

" Sorry man, its best if we not "- Harry responded.

David was a bit down about this, but tweeted a pic of them anyways.
* Time Lapse*

Davids twitter was soon suspended by the evil Modest Management.

The Larry shippers have all the proof they need.
David gaineds tons of followers due to the news.
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shodied

To trick, prank, or monkey someone.
Term used in sa-mp (San Andreas Multiplayer) community. It comes from a story of a guy who made a fake account on Crazybobs Cops and Robbers to troll his friend. He named the account $hody after a Shody Used Autos (stylized as $hody Used Autos).
Bob: Have you heard what happened to the Koda and Indian?
BOTValerie23: Yeah, they got shodied!
by Elephant_CnR May 14, 2020
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Snomie

(noun) A portmanteau combining SNOW and HOMIE, a snomie is one's ski or snowboarding buddy. Snomies can include both inner and outer circles of friends sharing the same love and enthusiasm for snow sports.
GF: Let's go for brunch and antiquing on Saturday!
Me: Can't, babe. The snomies are heading to Mary Jane to shred the gnar.
by gregor_y March 6, 2017
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shomer shabbos

The Jewish day of rest. That means that you don't work, you don't drive a car, you don't fucking ride in a car, you don't handle money, you don't turn on the oven, and you sure as shit don't fucking roll!
Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: I'm shomer shabbos.
by trarei August 6, 2011
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Shoeie

A shoeie is when one takes off his shoe to shotgun an alcoholic beverage out of it.
"Hey Shane here's my 5 year old shoe, I bet you wont do a shoeie"
by Shelteredgoat June 15, 2019
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Shamiel

A loving, caring and very eccentric young man with a kindread spirit. The definition of husband material.
by unruly_sham February 22, 2019
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