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David Shomen 

David Shomen is the Savior of the Larry shippers and Co. Captains aside from Captain Niall Horan!
One fateful night a certain blonde hair, baseball capped young man named David Shomen was taking pics at Los Angeles near Electric Fountain. He heard a certain Curly haired lads voice and recognized it to be...

" Hey, you're Harry Styles! Mind if I get a pic? "

Shomen noticed a shorter tattooed man hanging on his arm. He was looking fondly into Harry's eyes.

" Sorry man, its best if we not "- Harry responded.

David was a bit down about this, but tweeted a pic of them anyways.
* Time Lapse*

Davids twitter was soon suspended by the evil Modest Management.

The Larry shippers have all the proof they need.
David gaineds tons of followers due to the news.
Related Words
To trick, prank, or monkey someone.
Term used in sa-mp (San Andreas Multiplayer) community. It comes from a story of a guy who made a fake account on Crazybobs Cops and Robbers to troll his friend. He named the account $hody after a Shody Used Autos (stylized as $hody Used Autos).
Bob: Have you heard what happened to the Koda and Indian?
BOTValerie23: Yeah, they got shodied!
shodied by Elephant_CnR May 14, 2020
(noun) A portmanteau combining SNOW and HOMIE, a snomie is one's ski or snowboarding buddy. Snomies can include both inner and outer circles of friends sharing the same love and enthusiasm for snow sports.
GF: Let's go for brunch and antiquing on Saturday!
Me: Can't, babe. The snomies are heading to Mary Jane to shred the gnar.
Snomie by gregor_y March 6, 2017

shomer shabbos 

The Jewish day of rest. That means that you don't work, you don't drive a car, you don't fucking ride in a car, you don't handle money, you don't turn on the oven, and you sure as shit don't fucking roll!
Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: I'm shomer shabbos.
shomer shabbos by trarei August 6, 2011
A shoeie is when one takes off his shoe to shotgun an alcoholic beverage out of it.
"Hey Shane here's my 5 year old shoe, I bet you wont do a shoeie"
Shoeie by Shelteredgoat June 15, 2019
A loving, caring and very eccentric young man with a kindread spirit. The definition of husband material.
Shamiel issa whole snack
Shamiel by unruly_sham February 22, 2019