Shoeonder

Someone who ends up sleeping on shoes

Oh look, we have a shoeonder here, should we wake them?

by JJwelpThatsthat November 19, 2025

Sare Shooder

Translates literally as "Sore Shoulder" implying that one has an issue with their shoulder that is causing them pain.

Made popular in Scottish culture by the youtube hit sensation "My Grannie Annie" who is often irate at her grandson's behaviour.

Grannie Annie: Ahve goat a sare shooder son!

by CrispyNoodles May 28, 2011

Shoodery

The act of carry another person on your shoulders. The person being carried will be facing forward with their legs draped on the carrier's chest. The carrier can then grip their shins for balance. Most easily done as a fun carrying method of a child, but occasionally with a fun-loving adult.

Warning: Giving an adult male a Shoodery can result in unwanted testicle-neck contact.

Named as such by the people of Glasgow, Scotland (Glaswegians) who pronounce the word 'shoulder' as 'shooder'.

Big Tess was so drunk the other night, I had to give her a Shoodery home. I only wish I'd known she was going commando, I had to prize her off with a crowbar and an inventive sort of suplex.

by Rydo December 28, 2010

shender

the act of going "all natural" unshowered or unkempt through your day. Usually occurs the morning after going out or staying up late and wearing a little extra cologne or perfume to cover up your scent.

Male: Wow, you look really good today, you smell great too(empty compliment)

Female: Thanks, i woke up late and had to go shender this morning.

by nabeelio May 10, 2008

Snowonderful

The wonderful feeling you get when the weather man predicts a huge accumulation of snow heading towards your area

The wonderful feeling you get when you wake up and your lawn is covered in snow and you realize its a snow day and crawl back into bed

The wonderful feeling you get when your school announces a snow day

Basically anything wonderful that happens that deals with snow

Ben: Did you here the good new?!
Eddie: They caught El SheBart-O?!
Ben: No fucktard
Adeola: Whats the good news?!
Ben: School is canceled for tomorrow!!
Adeola: Thats Snowonderful bro! (Fist Pump)
Eddie: (Mental Fist Pump)

Eddie: Thank God for this Snowonderful snow day. Orchestra blows.

Ben: I woke up this morning and saw all the snow and thought what a Snowonderful day to build a 7 foot snow man

Adeola: Drive safe in the snow and have a Snowonderful night!

by Jerk Squad 2.0 February 9, 2010

Sheanderthal

A sad, regressive woman who buys into the nerdrage concept that women actually aren't as good as men. Often marked by insecure proclamations that she "isn't a feminist" or thinks that women really should get "back to the kitchen." Generally harbors deep resentment for happier and more confident women as well as an abiding self-hatred.

Obnoxious dude: "Get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich lol lol"

Sheanderthal: "Why that's so clever! My goodness, it's so true that women belong in the kitchen! Damn feminists trying to encourage equal pay and such nonsense."

by RedReplicant September 12, 2010

shoemenders

something that's a load of crap, not very good at all, derived from "cobblers" which is a common expression in england. can be shortened to "shoe"

"see my car, that's a load of shoemenders"
"that film I saw yesterday was a load of shoemenders"
Wife: "Do you Like My New Dress?"
Husband : "No its a load of shoe"

by itchyscrot April 3, 2003