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Shoodery 

The act of carry another person on your shoulders. The person being carried will be facing forward with their legs draped on the carrier's chest. The carrier can then grip their shins for balance. Most easily done as a fun carrying method of a child, but occasionally with a fun-loving adult.

Warning: Giving an adult male a Shoodery can result in unwanted testicle-neck contact.

Named as such by the people of Glasgow, Scotland (Glaswegians) who pronounce the word 'shoulder' as 'shooder'.
Big Tess was so drunk the other night, I had to give her a Shoodery home. I only wish I'd known she was going commando, I had to prize her off with a crowbar and an inventive sort of suplex.
Shoodery by Rydo December 28, 2010
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Sare Shooder 

Translates literally as "Sore Shoulder" implying that one has an issue with their shoulder that is causing them pain.

Made popular in Scottish culture by the youtube hit sensation "My Grannie Annie" who is often irate at her grandson's behaviour.
Grannie Annie: Ahve goat a sare shooder son!
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A crazy cool dude that gets beat up by someone named Rae.
23-50 remember that shooder
Shooder by PookieeP.o. July 30, 2018

Club Shootery 

When someone accidentally (or purposely) cums inside another person's genitals/mouth, etc.
"Ayoo Daedae, ju heard about the club shootery that took place last week? Chueeyyyy bout to have a baby by Dell Twerksome"
Club Shootery by Davey Tings August 17, 2017
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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