Shoodery 

The act of carry another person on your shoulders. The person being carried will be facing forward with their legs draped on the carrier's chest. The carrier can then grip their shins for balance. Most easily done as a fun carrying method of a child, but occasionally with a fun-loving adult.

Warning: Giving an adult male a Shoodery can result in unwanted testicle-neck contact.

Named as such by the people of Glasgow, Scotland (Glaswegians) who pronounce the word 'shoulder' as 'shooder'.

Big Tess was so drunk the other night, I had to give her a Shoodery home. I only wish I'd known she was going commando, I had to prize her off with a crowbar and an inventive sort of suplex.

Shoodery by Rydo December 28, 2010

Sare Shooder 

Translates literally as "Sore Shoulder" implying that one has an issue with their shoulder that is causing them pain.

Made popular in Scottish culture by the youtube hit sensation "My Grannie Annie" who is often irate at her grandson's behaviour.

Grannie Annie: Ahve goat a sare shooder son!

Sare Shooder by CrispyNoodles May 28, 2011

Shooder

A crazy cool dude that gets beat up by someone named Rae.

23-50 remember that shooder

Shooder by PookieeP.o. July 30, 2018

Club Shootery 

When someone accidentally (or purposely) cums inside another person's genitals/mouth, etc.

"Ayoo Daedae, ju heard about the club shootery that took place last week? Chueeyyyy bout to have a baby by Dell Twerksome"

Club Shootery by Davey Tings August 17, 2017