Shockpiling

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The tactical accumulation of high-calorie junk food, shelf-stable rations, and emergency gear to survive a sudden climate disaster or political collapse.

Unlike regular stockpiling—which is just buying extra groceries out of convenience or a good sale—shockpiling is driven by the accepted nihilism that a single major supply chain disruption or infrastructure failure could delete your local grocery store forever.

I'm not saying the global economy is completely cooked, but I just spent my entire rent check shockpiling Spam, Twinkies, and cigarettes. If the power grid collapses next week, I am the new local currency.

Shockpiling by smash1gordon August 25, 2026

Words you can keep

stockpiling

the act of not masturbating for a long period of time in order to build up a large amount of sperm to impress your girlfriend with when you first have sex

Dude, I've been stockpiling since i've been going out with Fiona, my balls are ready to burst.

stockpiling by Johhny Big Balls April 21, 2005

Related Words

Shockpiling • stockpiling • shockping

shockping

the art of women shopping and men getting aftershocks.

what a shockping day it was...

shockping by escf12 September 29, 2012

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026