Shocked Cock

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an uncircumcised cock (penis) that with the foreskin pulled back slightly gives the impression of looking shocked.

"Hey Linda! Come look at my Shocked Cock!"

Shocked Cock by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

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cock shocked

When a female is obsessed with a males penis or "cock" so much that she can't get enough of it.

Dude, Abby is so cock shocked over Jerry.

She can get enough of him

cock shocked by Grizzly dippers April 24, 2015

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Cock Shocked

When you are surprised to find someone has had sex with a man

Wow! I can't believe my ex, Carson, had sex with a man! I'm cock shocked!

Cock Shocked by Krystal696969 September 6, 2018

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Socked Cock

An uncircumcised glory stick for comfortable riding

She was definitely a socked cock lover.
No mustard and little pita buns .

Socked Cock by Calmcalamity July 17, 2021

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socked my cock

When your hoe puts a tube sock on your cock and starts jacking you off

Bro my hoe just socked my cock

socked my cock by Cock of the sock July 20, 2016

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shockercocker

A man w an unusually large , uncircumcised dick who shocks wives, girlfriends , total strangers when they see it. Often gawked at by millennials changing under their towels, resulting in serious head injury as they struggle to keep their modesty .

When Tony walked thru the locker room that Cooper guy fell over struggling under his towel when he saw his cock. Tony’s a shockercocker

shockercocker by Davedale August 28, 2019

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Locked Stocked and Cocked and Ready to paint the town Red

The quote given before ascending valhalla

Hes about to be locked stocked and cocked and ready to paint the town red

Locked Stocked and Cocked and Ready to paint the town Red by TheBellwether November 2, 2017

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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