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Ascending

That moment when you eat 3 vitamin gummies and listen to Guns from Friday Night Funkin.
Person #1: "Bro I'm ascending ahaha"

Person #2: "Are you high again?"
by fartfacelolimnotcreative May 12, 2021
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Ascending

So when drinking we go sober>buzzed>drunk but when smoking we go sober>?>high. Not anymore! Sober>Ascending>High!
Yo man, I just hit that blunt and I'm ascending so fast rite now!
by ShAdOwo.O~ June 7, 2017
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ascending to heaven

to experience pleasure so good that you feel like you are ascending to heaven
man: uuuuhhhh awwwwwwww
woman: are you ascending to heaven.
by blade jogger November 14, 2017
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a sequence of events wherein each event sets a new, higher standard that will act as a precedent for all subsequent events.
-As far as I know, this phrase has never been coined or defined before.
Bob tells funny stories and does spontaneous imitations at work. each one is a little funnier than the one before. his co-worker's expectations track with his performance so that now he has to maintain the gradient of improvement every time he opens his mouth or, - and this is the key- they will respond as if it was less funny than it really is. He has trapped himself in a system of ascending precedents.
by Kenneth A. Vaughan February 18, 2009
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The Lark Ascending

One of the finest pieces of music in the classical violin repertoire. You've gotta admit it.
The Lark Ascending is bloody amazing!
by Viola Tragic May 8, 2006
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IM ASCENDING

something was so fucking funny, you ascended.
"HLERP IM ASCENDINGG"
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attending-level car

an automobile (Mercedes SLR, Ferrari Enzo, Lamborghini Gallardo, etc) costing as much as a house, purchased when the debt-ladden physician-in-training finally obtained his/her license as an attending physician, hence just enough cash to burn for a show car.

This phrase is usually used by a young single male medical student to remind himself of the bright but distant future, when his present involves no presitge, no girlfriends, and no cash-money
med student cire: man, i looked like an idiot when my attending pimped me about 2 biochemical pathyways, 3 rare hereditary diseases, and the brachial plexus, also, i couldnt answer 1/3 of final exam questions today, and 14 skinny blonde chicks rejected my sexual advances.

medical student gnohz: don't worry, when you finally get your attending-level car, the universe will correct itself.
by MinDsnatch June 3, 2009
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