shockercocker

A man w an unusually large , uncircumcised dick who shocks wives, girlfriends , total strangers when they see it. Often gawked at by millennials changing under their towels, resulting in serious head injury as they struggle to keep their modesty .

When Tony walked thru the locker room that Cooper guy fell over struggling under his towel when he saw his cock. Tony’s a shockercocker

shockercocker by Davedale August 28, 2019

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Shockcocker

Fingering a girl with one fist in the butt and one fist in tha vagina and making her scream.

i gave my girl the shockcocker last night and boy did she scream

Shockcocker by Rollie York August 21, 2006

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shockercocker • Shockcocker • Stockerjocker

Stockerjocker

Someone who stalks you to find out who dating just so they can jock them with hopes and intent to pull them

So tired of these stockerjockers always after my man

Stockerjocker by 209erbiitch October 26, 2025

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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