Frequent sudden onset of clumsiness combined with a poor sense of spatial awareness and a lack of good sense of judgement leading to small scale disasters affecting oneself and those in the vicinity. But expertly done

A stobbsy is when you open the dishwasher at the exact moment it dispersed the washing powder - right into your own eye. Impecable timing!!
A stobbsy is also when you climb a ladder to cut back plants and proceed to fall into a bush and get lassoed by the surrounding foliage causing you to need to be cut free by your wife.

Stobbsy by Stobbsy71 October 24, 2019

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Shobose

It is the stage after morbid obesity that only effect some people

The Shobose went to order kfc

Shobose by iluvbalushi January 1, 2022

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Shobbit

When a short person, almost hobbit like gets absolutely drunk and shits themselves thus becoming a shitty hobbit.

"Dude did you hear about hobs on new years"

"Yea, hes a filthy little shobbit"

Shobbit by AlphabeticalMoose May 9, 2019

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