Stobbsy 

Frequent sudden onset of clumsiness combined with a poor sense of spatial awareness and a lack of good sense of judgement leading to small scale disasters affecting oneself and those in the vicinity. But expertly done

A stobbsy is when you open the dishwasher at the exact moment it dispersed the washing powder - right into your own eye. Impecable timing!!
A stobbsy is also when you climb a ladder to cut back plants and proceed to fall into a bush and get lassoed by the surrounding foliage causing you to need to be cut free by your wife.

Stobbsy by Stobbsy71 October 24, 2019

Stubbsy 

A pimp or porn king, named after the proprietor of "Stubbsy Porn". Responsible for a large porno empire.

He really is a Stubbsy.

Stubbsy by Mervin the Turtle September 25, 2003

dirty stobbs 

When a polish man infested with STDs comes to a new country and spreads the STDs to your girlfriend.

My girlfriend confessed she received a dirty stobbs a few days ago

dirty stobbs by Fajitaconqueso February 25, 2019

Stubbsy 

To fail at something. Ie. A test/exam/life. Particularly; To fail repeatedly.
The repeated failures can be as many as 5+ times.

Hey did you pull a Stubbsy in your exam?
Yeah but it's Ok I can just resit it 5 times until I pass.

Stubbsy by Monkers May 6, 2009

Stubbsy 

The sperm left on the lower lip after a blowjob

Yo, Sarah, you have a bit of Stubbsy going on there

Stubbsy by -soapybanana December 22, 2015

Stubbsy 

Doing a stubbsy is to organise something then either not go to it or not being organised enough for anyone to attend.

"What? we didn't get tickets to the game, that's a stubbsy"

Stubbsy by Josh McJosh July 18, 2017

Stubbsy 

A cool short but stubbsy guy or a nickname

Hey Stubbsy

Stubbsy by Stubbsy Jones April 1, 2003