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shomosexy 

a command to someone to show more sexy
hey baby shomosexy
shomosexy by RINGOSPIN August 2, 2008
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Shomosexual

Sho·mo·sex·u·al   

–adjective

1. of, pertaining to, or physically exhibiting homosexuality.

Having exited the closet, rather than being discrete in any shape or form they openly show they're sexuality in an over the top approach which may result in the following:

- Complete change of wardrobe
- Sudden expert in fashion
- Fake tan
- Increased campness
- Gay banter
Since John came out as being gay he's been such a shomosexual.
Shomosexual by Caseysace June 15, 2011
A small town in the south east corner of Antarctica. Population 2; Darnell Sue @darnellsue and Shauna Rumel @srumel
Shoboken is the land of opportunity! And...two hot chicks!
Shoboken by Flock yeah February 11, 2019

Sobosexual 

A sexual deviance which develops in late teenage boys who feel too good about themselves to never interact with any girl who is below 8. These men can never care about anything other than pure looks and unsurprisingly end up with women who are more toxic than the toilets in Chernobyl. The sad part is that these men only want a woman which they can show off as a trophy to their family and friends.

If this isn't diagnosed and cured, these men will end up losing half of their hard earned property in their mid 40s when their little man inevitably stops working. Though, they will eventually still feel good about it by playing golf.

The definitive symptom of this deviance is persuasion of women with a very apparent South Bombay mindset. This blinds the man from every single thing that any rational individual will avoid vehemently. Though, only 2% of men will actually end up being cured if only they can let one word pass through their thick skull from the outside.

This is generally accompanied by severe mental retardation.
Yeah, I told him he's gonna lose all his property to divorce. But he might be a sobosexual.
The act of allowing auto-corrected nonsense words to go through a text message, uncorrected.
Jeremy really shoosed his last message.
shoosed by TrueBlueGem December 21, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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