Shobbit

When a short person, almost hobbit like gets absolutely drunk and shits themselves thus becoming a shitty hobbit.

"Dude did you hear about hobs on new years"

"Yea, hes a filthy little shobbit"

by AlphabeticalMoose May 10, 2019

Adventurous Hobbit

A small man that often partakes in adventure, usually of homosexual orientation.

“Where is he?”
“He’s off being an adventurous hobbit in France”
“That sounds gay”

by AlphabeticalMoose January 09, 2024