Adventurous Hobbit

A small man that often partakes in adventure, usually of homosexual orientation.

“Where is he?”
“He’s off being an adventurous hobbit in France”
“That sounds gay”

by AlphabeticalMoose January 8, 2024

Shobbit

When a short person, almost hobbit like gets absolutely drunk and shits themselves thus becoming a shitty hobbit.

"Dude did you hear about hobs on new years"

"Yea, hes a filthy little shobbit"

by AlphabeticalMoose May 9, 2019