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A shober is the same as a shibe or shiba inu. They use the power of doge memes to mind control all humans into doing their bidding. They like to go "bork" a lot and some say they started the memes.
Look at the cute shober in the distance! Wait, why does he have a guy on a leash?
Shober by kbyefornow November 7, 2018
The perfect shober does not exi-
Shober by doglitter October 29, 2018
A shoober is a heckin cute doggo that typically sports thick white fluff and a smile that goes on for days. A slang term for a shoober is “Samoyed”.
Wow, that’s one good shoober doin a loud bork!
Shoober by LetosMadre December 31, 2017
Verb: The act of double teaming someone, or something. Often used during basketball games if someone is driving the lane and the man coverage won't work.
Dude , you and me should get messed up and shober some bitch.
shober by b-dog66 April 11, 2010

Pineapple Shnobler 

When you and a friend are sitting on a bed and a naked 427 pound Korean woman walks into the room with pineapples taped to her thighs and commences a lap dance on both of you at the same time
Me and Nawty got a pineapple shnobler this weekend from Mrs. Lin next door.
Pineapple Shnobler by NawtyDeath August 10, 2012
Shnobel is a Yiddish word that means "a humongous (often cricked) nose".
This hairy Jewish guy's nose is so huge it deserves a Shnobel Prize.

What happens when a Jew with and erection walks into a wall? He breaks his Shnobel.

"As an animal is inferior to God, so is your nose inferior to my Shnobel!"
- Descartes to young Newton
Shnobel by Shnobel January 20, 2009