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Shnobel is a Yiddish word that means "a humongous (often cricked) nose".
This hairy Jewish guy's nose is so huge it deserves a Shnobel Prize.

What happens when a Jew with and erection walks into a wall? He breaks his Shnobel.

"As an animal is inferior to God, so is your nose inferior to my Shnobel!"
- Descartes to young Newton
Shnobel by Shnobel January 20, 2009

shnobleglorf 

a person who, at random times, expresses extreme idiocy
my math teacher messed up on the problem, he is such a shnobleglorf
shnobleglorf by catmandueman January 12, 2010

Pineapple Shnobler 

When you and a friend are sitting on a bed and a naked 427 pound Korean woman walks into the room with pineapples taped to her thighs and commences a lap dance on both of you at the same time
Me and Nawty got a pineapple shnobler this weekend from Mrs. Lin next door.
Pineapple Shnobler by NawtyDeath August 10, 2012

shnobblededoobed 

being so karlherwigg that ur gooble with your nooble ar ryanchecked to the hard core puso.
john puso: im so shnobblededoobed i was hoppydetropled
Matthew eats a biscuit made of his ancestors foreskin and is named shnoble
Matthew you are literally a shnoble shut the fuck up you useless cunt.
shnoble by shnoble March 13, 2019

Douche Shnozell 

A word to describe the dumb ass actions of a dumb ass person
who repeatedly acts like a douche !!
"That bitch at work was acting like such a fucking douche shnozell."

shnobaloobe 

You are a shnobaloobe since you are acting weird.
shnobaloobe by Shnobaloobe April 11, 2017