The term, 'Shnaber', refers to an individual who typically lacks knowledge, and is of the Caucasian descent. An authentic 'Shnaber' favors in consuming fairly high dosages of Medical Cannabis and Starbucks iced-coffee--either with half-and-half or heavy cream. Although the common 'Shnaber' tends to lack intelligence, experts advise others to stay away from them. In simplest terms, do not f*ck with a 'Shnaber'. They are scattered across the the La Cañada region. If a wild Shnaber approaches you, just yell "Wendi" and they will silently walk away. You have been warned.
origin from the German word "Schabernack"
to be in such an euphorical status that you forget about any rules and just want to let everything exaggerating
dominoes:::hello dominoes how can i help you You: yea can i have one medium pizza?
dominoes: sure what kind of topping would you like?
You: can i have half pepperoni and half shaberkiblamps?
dominoes: what?
you:: yea shaberkiblamps, i always order my pizza with that on it.
Shnabs are an ancient race of beings who live underground. They are related to the shnabcat and shnabrat. And the shenanigan. They are allowed to cheese, milk, and yogurt the cows.