Shnitzled

1. adj. A state of non-existence; destroyed. 2. adj. Messily drunk.

Poor Kristy, she was so shnitzled she couldn't even stand up to vomit.

by Zingolicious October 8, 2008

shnizzles

when somthingis just so awesome theres no other word for it

the paint job on that car is just the shnizzles

by 615cracker January 14, 2010

shizzledick

One with shit on their dick (Homosexuals or anal lovers)

Guy: Man that was awesome sex last night
Guy2: Yeah!

Backgroundguy: Damn Shizzledicks...

by Super Fly1 December 28, 2008

Schmitzled

The feeling of being extremely drunk to the point in which if someone were to take a video of you at this state, it would indeed end up on youtube for future humiliation and many laughs upon your behalf. Please be warned that excessive schmitzledness may lead to a horrible Scottish, Australian, English, and Chinese accent combined.

Oh snap! That last shot of sake was too much! I'm flipping schmitzled!!!!

"Oh no, there she goes again with that stupid accent. She must be schmitzled"

by TressaRocks January 1, 2012

Shnizzlebombed

Being super high and hammer drunk at the same time.

Jake was rambling on and ate all my food when he was Shnizzlebombed last night

by M-BOZ January 13, 2009

German shnitzel burger

the german shnitzel burger occurs when your fucking a girl then right before you're about to cum you take a dump on her chest, roll it up into a patty and you shove it as far up her cooch as possible before topping with jizz and sauerkraut.

last night i gave a girl a German shnitzel burger right after i pooed on her chest

by roflwafflesnaffle March 19, 2010

Dip-Shnizzled

1. To be confused or in a state of confusion
2. To suffer from mild retardation

Julie appeared to be a bit dip-shnizzled as she looked for her misplaced keys.

by Blackcat16 March 7, 2010